THE CREATION OF A PUSSY

  Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
 created a pussy to their design.

  First was a butcher, with smart wit,
 using a knife, he gave it a slit,

  Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
 with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole,

  Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
 by using red velvet, he lined it within,

  Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
 with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without,

  Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
 threw in a fish and gave it a smell,

  Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,
 touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee,

  Last was a sailor, dirty little runt,
 he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.

 The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to everyone who 
passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad luck. Do not keep this letter.
Do not send money.  Just forward it to five of your friends to whom you wish good
luck.  You will see that something good happens to you four days from now if the chain is
not broken.  You will receive good luck in four days.